rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
There r osticjed everywhere
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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