On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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