But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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