All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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