i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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