Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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