People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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