YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
