She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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