How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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