She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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