I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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