I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There's always time for handjobs
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I want her autograph on my taint