Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing