Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.