What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.