Pants 0. Shit 1.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You're my little dorito
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall