Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.