So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.