Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"