I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now