currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'