Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy