The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy