you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party