THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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I need you to use more vowels.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry