Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
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