life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?