I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural