Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural