No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
But theres a keg here and me gusta
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.