I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?