I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
15 Things You’ll Miss About College – and 7 Things You Definitely Won’t
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be