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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.

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(267): I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible. http://tfl.nu/ayl9

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this is not real life

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it never is. after midnight never counts.

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(267): this is not real life (1-267): it never is. after midnight never counts. http://tfl.nu/o5xm

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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"

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(267): she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it" http://tfl.nu/pya0

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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets

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(267): Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets http://tfl.nu/behk

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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.

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(267): i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/qc92

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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

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of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(267): we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself. (215): did he notice? (267): of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up.. http://tfl.nu/7kng

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Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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(267): Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go. http://tfl.nu/5urf

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How come twittering sounds sexual?

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Because of Bambi.

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(609): How come twittering sounds sexual? (267): Because of Bambi. http://tfl.nu/cgx2

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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.

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(267): i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man. http://tfl.nu/8n1a

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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina

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(267): All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina http://tfl.nu/o3rx

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This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

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(267): This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again. http://tfl.nu/qxgz

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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.

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(267): yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want. http://tfl.nu/2y0q

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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers

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(267): This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers http://tfl.nu/wazn

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My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer

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(267): My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer http://tfl.nu/qmj6

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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal

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(267): i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal http://tfl.nu/wd7r

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