You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?