my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her