I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I miss vodka workout Fridays