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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.

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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.

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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest

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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.

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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.

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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono

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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore

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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back

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