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OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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