What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.