The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you didnt know i had herpes?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
21 Bartenders That Are Definitely Winning At Their Jobs
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.