What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I bet he comes in French.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
i need an iv and a liver transplant
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.