i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
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and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I bet he comes in French.
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i need an iv and a liver transplant
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.