and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I bet he comes in French.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.