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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.

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Nope that was a dude

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(651): Alls I remember is making out with that chick. (612): Nope that was a dude http://tfl.nu/9vd8

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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.

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(612): Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down. http://tfl.nu/yekc

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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.

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(612): It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go. http://tfl.nu/kgh1

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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.

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(612): She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me. http://tfl.nu/y2d7

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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me

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(612): Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me http://tfl.nu/r7ma

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I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.

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May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.

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(518): I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day. (612): May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees. http://tfl.nu/b9l3

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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.

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(612): And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer. http://tfl.nu/cz4h

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Howd you meet this guy?

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I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.

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(313): Howd you meet this guy? (612): I found him next to my pants on sunday morn. http://tfl.nu/y9t4

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On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.

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(612): On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait. http://tfl.nu/48a7

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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A

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(612): I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A http://tfl.nu/yjw5

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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls

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is that a poem?!

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(612): Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls (763): is that a poem?! http://tfl.nu/h29o

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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale

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at least we're not in new jersey

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(612): i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale (401): at least we're not in new jersey http://tfl.nu/f78q

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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.

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(612): Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now. http://tfl.nu/y7cf

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Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw

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strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing

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could be more

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absolutely not

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(612): Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw (1-612): strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing (612): could be more (1-612): absolutely not http://tfl.nu/n6ii

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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.

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(612): Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier. http://tfl.nu/uqbe

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