LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...