Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed