So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again