She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.