I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name