Texts From Last Night

Last Night in New Jersey (201)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life http://tfl.nu/grtz
  Replies (6) Good night (2314) Bad night (626) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues. http://tfl.nu/ggrc
  Replies (9) Good night (851) Bad night (2484) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks http://tfl.nu/c3q4
  Replies (8) Good night (760) Bad night (2240) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking http://tfl.nu/q4p2
  Replies (2) Good night (1763) Bad night (722) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card. http://tfl.nu/lm1u
  Replies (14) Good night (2415) Bad night (517) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I am both scared and jealous.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption. (201): I am both scared and jealous. http://tfl.nu/hrb8
  Replies (4) Good night (2612) Bad night (677)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them. http://tfl.nu/ciek
  Replies (20) Good night (2801) Bad night (659) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was http://tfl.nu/89k6
  Replies (21) Good night (3041) Bad night (912) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Wow that was a lesbian tornado.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): Wow that was a lesbian tornado. http://tfl.nu/1am2
  Replies (13) Good night (3203) Bad night (735) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function http://tfl.nu/ad1f
  Replies (9) Good night (2294) Bad night (778) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany. http://tfl.nu/1100
  Replies (3) Good night (705) Bad night (1751) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment http://tfl.nu/9t1d
  Replies (13) Good night (845) Bad night (3885) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied. http://tfl.nu/g4t4
  Replies (8) Good night (3554) Bad night (603) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon http://tfl.nu/nm2q
  Replies (14) Good night (4326) Bad night (1122) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am http://tfl.nu/u8uu
  Replies (15) Good night (3577) Bad night (703) Order T-Shirt