It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.