Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?