I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Pappa wants mamma naked
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
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you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.