I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Pappa wants mamma naked
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now