the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.