Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
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Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
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When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF