I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
After last night, I could never be a politician.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)