I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
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just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
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apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home