I showed him my bush... on skype.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
7 Great Movies – with Drinking Games that Make them Even Better
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
15 Things You’ll Miss About College – and 7 Things You Definitely Won’t
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be