you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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