I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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